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ST. PETERSBURG vs HAVANA
Text: SHAWN BLORE
Illustration: BRUCE ROBERTS
1. Soft Drink/Beer Ratio
Russians have always loved to drink, and beer – always warm – is available at outdoor kiosks and consumed in public everywhere. A half-litre bottle of Nevskoye (named for St. Petersburg’s Neva River) costs 24 rubles, three more than a 500-ml Coke. In Havana, a 350-ml can of Bucanero beer sold in a U.S. dollar-denominated shop costs 60 cents, versus 45 cents for a can of Tukola, Cuba’s revolutionary substitute for Coke. Drinking is tolerated outdoors, though Cubans generally prefer rum.
In a perfect world, 1:1 or a score of 100; anything lower is sobering.
St. Petersburg 97.5
Havana 80
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2. Carbohydrate Comparison
St. Petersburg’s carb is the bliny, a tiny foldable pancake – like a crepe, only thicker and heavier (like everything in Russia). Among caviar, jam, ham, Nutella and bananas (and 17 other fillings and toppings), the most delicious combo is smoked salmon, sour cream and dill. Finding food in Havana is a bit of a search, even for a common street carb. We settled for fried banana chips, which are neither terribly good nor terribly healthy, served in a greasy wrapper.
A Parisian croissant is a baseline 100; other carbs must rise to the challenge.
St. Petersburg 100
Havana 19
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3. Babe and Hunk Index St. Petersburg’s quota of the beautiful and stylish was sampled near the Winter Palace, on Palace Square; on the Nevsky Prospect, near Kazan Cathedral; and outside the Moscow station. They were an uninspired lot, with fashions and physiques that put them back in the USSR. Havana’s much more babely and hunky population was tallied at the Plaza de Armas in Old Havana, near the Capitol building; on the paseo público, close to the Malecón; and just outside the Coppelia ice cream parlour, which yielded some lickable specimens.
Summed average of stylish head turners in a crowd of 100.
St. Petersburg 21
Havana 40
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4. Street Life Indicator A Sunday morning walk down St. Petersburg’s Nevsky Prospect yields beer, water and Coke; stands selling cheburok pastries; flowers from babushka-clad ladies; sketch artists and souvenir art; and a beggar with a pot. A stroll near Havana’s Capitol building turns up fewer offerings: small cups of coffee; ice cream and mechanically peeled oranges; flowers; offers of cigars and women; old men selling the newspapers Granma and Juventud Rebelde; and beggars asking for milk or money.
Percentage of goods and attractions available on a busy street or square.
St. Petersburg 71
Havana 57
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5. Public Order Index Both Havaianos and St. Petersburgers showed a healthy tendency to step out into the street. In St. Petersburg, a ride in an aging Zhiguli sedan from 3rd Sovietskaya Street to the Finland station covered 8 km in exactly 10 minutes, with a bonus view of the sunrise over pretty canals. In Havana, the 4-km taxi ride from the Hotel Nacional de Cuba in Vedado to Old Havana might have taken less than 15 minutes in a car younger than a 1959 Plymouth Fury, but it wouldn’t have been nearly as much fun.
Average number of jaywalkers in a crowd of 200 people (low score, low fun factor).
St. Petersburg 19.25
Havana 9.25
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Conclusion
A last bastion of communism proves no match for Czar Peter’s pretty Window on the West.
St. Petersburg 308.8
Havana 205.3
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STANDINGS:
| Rio | 383.3 |
| Rome | 380.3 |
| Paris | 353.5 |
| Mexico | 346.1 |
| Amsterdam | 343.2 |
| Buenos Aires | 331.8 |
| Zurich | 325.8 |
| Berlin | 325.3 |
| St. Petersburg | 308.8 |
| London | 294.1 |
| Mumbai | 289.5 |
| San Francisco | 283.8 |
| Tokyo | 283.8 |
| Hong Kong | 281.5 |
| Moscow | 277.9 |
| Shanghai | 259.2 |
| New York | 255.1 |
| Toronto | 249.1 |
| Washington | 242.0 |
| Montréal | 233.9 |
| Los Angeles | 220.6 |
| Vancouver | 213.1 |
| Havana | 205.3 |
| Chicago | 197.1 |
Next Match : Watch for a Civilization Index finale in January 2005. [ ]
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St. Petersburg vs Havana
Rome vs Buenos Aires
Washington vs Moscow
Mexico vs Tokyo
London vs Mumbai
Chicago vs Berlin
San Francisco vs Shanghai
Toronto vs Zurich
Hong Kong vs Vancouver
Montreal vs Amsterdam
New York vs Paris
Los Angeles vs Rio de Janeiro
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